⚠️   Disclaimer

This website is 100% a joke. Nothing here should be taken seriously, literally, medically, legally, or spiritually. If you laughed, great. If you're offended... well, maybe come back after a nap and a snack. Any resemblance to real people, events, or common sense is purely accidental (and kinda impressive, honestly).

Also, while everything else here is fake, the merch is very real. If you buy some, it won’t improve your life, but it will mildly confuse people, and that’s priceless.